Barium, anyone?

I got the Barium swallow done. That was most disagreeable!! It’s an X-ray done while you’re swallowing a chalky liquid. Needless to say, the Chalky Liquid was pretty disgusting. The good thing is the radiologists all know how bad it is and they make you sip only what you have to. So the study was done in 5 minutes. When I went to change into my clothes again, I had chalk all over my lips. Blech! I could taste the chalk all they home. But it was done, D-U-N!!!